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Round 44   Day 18

River Realm

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#NameDragonsExperienceLevelMasteredLast onStatus
1MSleepy(Sheep)17,286,28312TodayDead
2FTEther16,377,27712 TTodayDead
3FTCampnala16,159,403121 daysDead
4FTTeeball15,738,69012 T1 daysDead
5TGhost15,183,68412TodayDead
6FTOki14,085,50412 TTodayDead
7FTECUpirate0513,432,01512TodayDead
8FTRAM11,603,44812TodayDead
9MColor Seven11,267,640121 daysDead
10Tb-rar10,271,71612TodayDead
11Tedgecrusher10,008,97510 T1 daysDead
12FTPaladiamors9,675,88010TodayDead
13TKingsWit9,660,78012 TTodayDead
14TRadioactive Man9,583,0069TodayDead
15FTbene9,460,56712 T1 daysDead
16FTZat9,303,92011TodayDead
17FTDragon Slayer9,253,0439TodayAlive
18Tsandman8,598,9909TodayDead
19DSnowfrog8,130,9159TodayDead
20FTPlitzcaia7,966,6359TodayDead
21Trouteski7,395,01110TodayDead
22FTBabe7,245,84310TodayDead
23MDog of the South7,054,37810TodayDead
24FTpink dragon7,028,7168 TTodayDead
25FTLeaf6,733,66892 daysDead
26DUncle Buttnugget6,427,36410TodayDead
27DDr. Paxl6,006,0519TodayDead
28TDonavio5,543,4459TodayDead
29TDamaged5,250,21010TodayDead
30FTSnort4,870,36310TodayDead
31MMischiefTMaker4,280,49910TodayDead
32Tlofiguy4,223,2348TodayDead
33TAll Rounder3,853,04411TodayDead
34DHowitzer3,540,28710TodayDead
35FTTulpa3,429,347101 daysDead
36TCamppion3,207,2549TodayDead
37FTRunny Nose3,164,66582 daysDead
38FTAdrielle2,448,2069TodayDead
39TThorlock1,902,2269TodayDead
40MSolitude1,349,65081 daysDead
41TSir Strayveange1,300,305102 daysDead
42FDjerred1,246,72291 daysDead
43DDarkAngel1,205,2549TodayDead
44DLord Rikochete1,076,1759TodayDead
45DGrampus701,3709TodayDead
46FTTheLadyWhispers668,0889TodayDead
47Ttjernobyl545,42482 daysDead
48TLampshade432,7299TodayDead
49FDSlouch407,3609TodayDead
50MLrdNosferatu378,22591 daysDead
51DTam373,7528TodayDead
52FDBuhnie321,0967TodayDead
53FTcheap lunch320,2858TodayDead
54TFlamingMonkey292,31894 daysDead
55TDa Killer243,9518TodayDead
56MSMUDGE234,93682 daysDead
57TPalomar182,05671 daysDead
58MCain177,1708TodayDead
59FTMiss Anthropic143,2178TodayDead
60TCapt Hindsight111,72261 daysDead
61MHotBodKebab87,57071 daysDead
62FDLady Voltron77,0487TodayDead
63Mswerve76,5517TodayAlive
64FDannie76,2717TodayAlive
65TUrDeadBroLolz67,0877TodayDead
66M}{ell66,9316TodayDead
67MDave Gahan57,1377TodayDead
68FMTiffany53,3345TodayDead
69MSir Tyris52,19371 daysDead
70Dgemm42,0167TodayDead
71DZifnab40,08461 daysDead
72TStymie39,32761 daysDead
73DRainbow Garcia37,9496TodayAlive
74TPlatinum32,5847TodayDead
75MRealmguy31,4236TodayDead
76MSeuntjie15,8035TodayAlive
77TBograt11,30152 daysDead
78TRemy9,75564 daysDead
79DDrimis8,4883TodayAlive
80DMr.Bojangles6,4545TodayDead
81DTherinRoe5,6785TodayDead
82Tllama5,2195TodayDead
83TDJHarpoon5,20455 daysDead
84FTSilk4,28132 daysDead
85FMTWDODD3,7992TodayDead
86TDr. Mindbender3,2943TodayDead
87TMbrio2,9564TodayDead
88TJabbaTheHutt2,93941 daysDead
89FTAgrajag2,3314TodayDead
90TUstoB2,30143 daysDead
91MScramble1,8943TodayAlive
92Meddiert1,42744 daysDead
93DStalll1,34022 daysDead
94FTteapot1,2644TodayDead
95DKinKaray1,15032 daysDead
96FMRemon1,07644 daysDead
97DFNT1,0674TodayDead
98DWyldthyng55432 daysDead
99MRaistlin21251033 daysDead
100FMDreamless_Ghost49837 daysDead
101FTKeiria4553TodayAlive
102DWind4431TodayDead
103FDcssowl34933 daysDead
104DEternian32323 daysUndead
105Dffenliv31624 daysDead
106DWhoAteTheSquid28312 daysDead
107MZarl1921TodayAlive
108DKitain18923 daysDead
109Mtribal12421 daysDead
110DTristanCross9911 daysDead
111Tbertrandom9814 daysAlive
112TBelidur971TodayDead
113Tflashrekt9512 daysDead
114DAge8117 daysDead
115MGardenSausage6917 daysDead
116DSmash0r6816 daysDead
117FTSuWan394417 daysDead
118MSilver4012 daysDead
119DMonkeWithDumpe3817 daysDead
120TSkym2312 daysDead
121DTruckDave1612 daysDead
122FMGeriianish917 daysDead
123DVividos411 daysDead
The Daily Happenings....
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More children are missing today.
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Oki has killed Zifnab!
"If I ever see you in this town again, I'll whup ya again!,"
laughs
Oki.
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Adrielle has killed cheap lunch!
"Beware, DRAGON! For you are next," Adrielle promises.
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Oki has been killed by Cyclops Warrior!
"I think I'm going to be sick," Oki moans pitifully.
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Mr.Bojangles has beaten Olodrin!
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All Rounder has beaten Gandalf!
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All Rounder has been killed by White Bear Of Lore!
White Bear Of Lore devours All Rounder raw.
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Snowfrog got laid by TWDODD!
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Howitzer has killed Adrielle!
"This is a lesson to all others, for I am the baddest mofo in the land."
states
Howitzer.
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TWDODD got laid by Snowfrog!
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Mr.Bojangles has killed TherinRoe!
"Defeat me, will ya? I have friends in this world!," squeals TherinRoe.
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Snowfrog has killed Da Killer!
"Buwahahah." Snowfrog screams.
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Snowfrog has beaten Aladdin!
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Snowfrog has killed Howitzer!
Howitzer's scream as he falls is heard all over the realm.
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Snowfrog has killed TWDODD in an Online Duel!
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Paladiamors got laid by Lord Rikochete!
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llama got laid by pink dragon!
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llama has beaten Aragorn!
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llama has killed Mr.Bojangles!
Mr.Bojangles's scream as he falls is heard all over the realm.
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llama has beaten Olodrin!
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Paladiamors has been eluded by Damaged.
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Damaged has been killed by Slock!
"You got lucky, Slock!," Damaged declares.
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Realmguy has killed llama!
"You, Realmguy, are a gigantic POO POO HEAD!" admonishes
llama.
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Paladiamors has killed Snowfrog in an Online Duel!
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Paladiamors & sandman had an uneventful online duel.
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sandman has killed lofiguy!
"YESSS! My luck has finally changed!," sandman yells.
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The Red Dragon has killed Ghost!
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Paladiamors has killed sandman in an Online Duel!
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ECUpirate05 has killed Paladiamors!
"Yikes! You're such an ass!," shrieks Paladiamors.
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ECUpirate05 has beaten Turgon!
She has become the Ultimate Warrior!
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ECUpirate05 has been killed by Mutated Black Widow!
Mutated Black Widow carefully burys ECUpirate05.
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Dave Gahan has killed Realmguy!
"Well, my horoscope DID say there would be a great change in my life..."
notes
Realmguy.
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Lampshade got kicked in the groin by Violet!
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Lampshade has beaten Aladdin!
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Snort has killed Lampshade!
"You will have no children!," curses Lampshade with relish.
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Snort has been killed by Sweet Looking Little Girl!
"You have not seen the last of me, Sweet Looking Little Girl!," Snort threatens.
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Platinum has been killed by Night Hawk!
"Damn, Damn, Damn!," Platinum roars.
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Thorlock has been killed by Earth Shaker!
The banker is already looking for Thorlock's next of kin.
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KingsWit has been killed by Black Warlock!
"I'LL BE BACK!," swears KingsWit.
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Dr. Paxl got laid by Campnala!
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Dr. Paxl has killed UstoB!
"GRNOG BASH UstoB! Cut off their manhood and feed it to goats!"
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The Red Dragon has killed Ether!
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Wind has killed Belidur!
"Too weak. Was hardly a fight." curses Wind.
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Grampus has killed Dr. Mindbender!
"You put da lime in da coconut, drink it all up!" laughs Grampus.
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routeski has beaten Prince Caspian!
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routeski has killed Dr. Paxl!
"routeski must have been using JENNIE codes. CHEATER!"
Dr. Paxl cries bitterly.
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routeski has killed Grampus!
"Ack! What a jealous person you've become, routeski!,
Grampus cries.
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RAM has killed routeski!
"This is a lesson to all others, for I am the baddest mofo in the land."
states
RAM.
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RAM has beaten Prince Caspian!
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RAM has beaten Gandalf!
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RAM has beaten Turgon!
She has become the Ultimate Warrior!
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RAM has been killed by Mutated Black Widow!
"Try that again! I'll decapitate you!," RAM challenges.
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Capt Hindsight has killed Tiffany in self defence!
"Somebody tell me this is a dream...," Tiffany groans.
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teapot has beaten Aragorn!
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teapot has killed Wind!
Wind cries bitterly. "I don't know how, but you cheated!"
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Buhnie got laid by Dog of the South!
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Buhnie has beaten Sparhawk!
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Buhnie has killed Tam!
"This is a lesson to all others, for I am the baddest mofo in the land."
states
Buhnie.
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Buhnie has killed Capt Hindsight!
"Buhnie must have been using JENNIE codes. CHEATER!"
Capt Hindsight cries bitterly.
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Buhnie has killed }{ell!
"Defeat me, will ya? I have friends in this world!," squeals }{ell.
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Lord Rikochete got laid by Paladiamors!
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Lord Rikochete has beaten Aladdin!
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Lord Rikochete has been killed by Ernest Brown!
"You have not seen the last of me, Ernest Brown!," Lord Rikochete threatens.
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DarkAngel has killed Smash0r!
"I don't usually swear...but...TORAKS TOOTH!," swears Smash0r.
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b-rar has been killed by Black Unicorn!
Halder laughs at b-rar's plight.
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Zat got laid by sandman!
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Zat Got laid by Seth Able!
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Zat has been killed by White Bear Of Lore!
"You never think it can happen to you...Then WHAM!," explains Zat.
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Drimis has killed teapot!
teapot's ashen white face is mud splattered.
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DarkAngel has beaten Aladdin!
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Camppion has killed DarkAngel!
"And don't you EVER come 'round here again!," Camppion warns.
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Uncle Buttnugget has beaten Prince Caspian!
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Uncle Buttnugget has killed Camppion!
"Camppion is a girlie-man!" taunts Uncle Buttnugget.
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Miss Anthropic has been killed by King Vidion!
"Try that again! I'll decapitate you!," Miss Anthropic challenges.
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Agrajag has been killed by Huge Black Bear!
"I must not be as studly as I thought," Agrajag concedes.
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Plitzcaia has killed Uncle Buttnugget!
"Aww yeeeah, I'm the man!," Plitzcaia states, while dancing around.
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Scramble has beaten Barak!
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Plitzcaia has killed cssowl!
cssowl cries bitterly. "I thought you were my friend!"
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Babe has killed Plitzcaia!
Plitzcaia cries bitterly. "I thought you were my friend!"
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Babe has killed Kitain!
"My goodness. I do believe I'm dead." Kitain realizes.
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Donavio has killed cheap lunch!
"You will have no children!," curses cheap lunch with relish.
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Donavio has killed Babe!
"Beware, DRAGON! For you are next," Donavio promises.
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Keiria has beaten Barak!
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Dog of the South got laid by Buhnie!
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Dog of the South has killed Donavio!
Dog of the South laughs.
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gemm has been killed by Swiss Butcher!
"How many of you Swiss Butchers live in that forest anyway?!,"
gemm ponders.
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FNT has beaten Aragorn!
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Sleepy(Sheep) has killed swerve!
"Oh man..I should've stayed in bed today...," moans swerve.
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The Red Dragon has killed Sleepy(Sheep)!
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MischiefTMaker got laid by bene!
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MischiefTMaker got laid by Oki!
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MischiefTMaker got laid by Ether!
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MischiefTMaker has been killed by Toraks Son, Korak!
"How the hell did you do that?!," MischiefTMaker shouts.
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Radioactive Man has killed Dog of the South!
Dog of the South's scream as he falls is heard all over the realm.
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Cain has killed Raistlin212!
"GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, I'M GOOD!," cries Cain in delight.
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Cain has killed FNT!
"GRNOG BASH FNT! Cut off their manhood and feed it to goats!"
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TherinRoe has beaten Olodrin!
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pink dragon got laid by Color Seven!
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pink dragon has killed Buhnie!
Buhnie's scream as he falls is heard all over the realm.
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pink dragon has killed Cain!
Cain cries bitterly. "I thought you were my friend!"
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pink dragon has killed Radioactive Man!
"I don't usually swear...but...TORAKS TOOTH!," swears Radioactive Man.
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pink dragon has killed Lady Voltron!
Lady Voltron sobs uncontrollably.
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Slouch has been killed by Scallian Rap!
"I think I'm going to be sick," Slouch moans pitifully.
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Rainbow Garcia has killed Mbrio!
"I fart in your general direction" curses Rainbow Garcia.
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Rainbow Garcia has killed TherinRoe!
"Bolt Thrower 4-eva" moans Rainbow Garcia.
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annie gives birth to a boy! His name is Bob.
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annie Got laid by Seth Able!
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UrDeadBroLolz has killed Dave Gahan!
"Beware, DRAGON! For you are next," UrDeadBroLolz promises.
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UrDeadBroLolz has beaten Sparhawk!
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Dragon Slayer has killed UrDeadBroLolz!
"Ack! What a jealous person you've become, Dragon Slayer!,
UrDeadBroLolz cries.
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Dragon Slayer has killed pink dragon!
"At least I have honor, something you cannot say, Dragon Slayer,"
pink dragon rebukes.
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TheLadyWhispers has been killed by Earth Shaker!
"I think I'm going to be sick," TheLadyWhispers moans pitifully.