Lord Time
Online Players
Round 45   Day 17

River Realm

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#NameDragonsExperienceLevelMasteredLast onStatus
2FTChinidai25,524,47312 TTodayDead
7DOgi Kabogi16,278,92112TodayDead
10FTFuneral Potatoes14,820,12711 TTodayDead
12TedgeCRUSHER14,262,204101 daysDead
14DPussy Magnet13,624,53110TodayDead
16TRainier Wolfcastle12,439,4319TodayDead
17TDog of the South12,164,74710TodayDead
19FMKingsWit11,642,81111 TTodayDead
20TDeadEyeJohn11,578,316111 daysDead
21FTZat10,982,43091 daysDead
22DLord Rikochete10,329,9568TodayDead
23MEasy Cheese10,256,91211 TTodayDead
25FTpink dragon8,229,3038TodayDead
28Tlady death7,127,3209TodayDead
29FTDragon Slayer7,000,8369 TTodayDead
35TSir Strayveange4,183,50010TodayDead
39Tjerred2,214,574101 daysDead
43TRufus1,168,73494 daysDead
44DDark Helmet1,139,12510TodayDead
48FDRunny Nose772,50981 daysDead
49MThe Jaykal720,1959TodayDead
51DScarlet Pimpernel687,7229TodayDead
52FTCampnala525,01781 daysDead
53TTax Man504,15981 daysDead
55TRobin Hood489,2677TodayDead
56MLrdNosferatu469,27291 daysDead
58TGhost403,63583 daysDead
59TThorlock393,96981 daysDead
64TDa Killer274,2437TodayDead
67FTMiss Anthropic112,4228TodayDead
69MMr. Bojangles102,88772 daysDead
70DDarkAngel98,05381 daysDead
73DCharlie Snozz61,8577TodayDead
74FDLady Voltron52,0696TodayDead
75FMDeer slayer51,45071 daysDead
78FMLuna RavensWing46,1867TodayDead
81DCain28,76362 daysDead
82DGaldeven27,79463 daysDead
84TCoyle20,95762 daysDead
90TThrob Johnson6,4094TodayAlive
91TCapt. Hindsight6,06342 daysDead
92TDr. Mindbender4,6665TodayDead
93DScramble4,61251 daysDead
94FTPatty Pissflaps3,7523TodayDead
95MWV8EER3,22341 daysDead
96MSilly Wizard2,04441 daysDead
97MElrondTwizel1,67246 daysDead
98DMetaBurn1,61142 daysDead
104FDDragon of End9862TodayDead
105TDeath's Minion65821 daysDead
106MPurgatory65735 daysDead
108DCopacetic Knight48922 daysDead
109TCagehead46232 daysDead
110Dtjernobyl35934 daysDead
111DCrispyhiking32421 daysDead
113MEnedium27923 daysDead
114MScented Grape9224 daysDead
115DBarathus9215 daysAlive
116TRikersBlade8116 daysDead
117DMadHound7413 daysDead
118DKamiccolo6312 daysDead
119DTarlach915 daysDead
120DCreed212 daysDead
The Daily Happenings....
Dragon scales have been found in the forest today..Old or new?
lofiguy got laid by Cindy!
lofiguy walks out of the forest acting chipper!
lofiguy has killed SweetSweet!
"Aww yeeeah, I'm the man!," lofiguy states, while dancing around.
lofiguy has killed edgeCRUSHER!
"I wish I'd never been born!," rants edgeCRUSHER.
Paladiamors got laid by Lord Rikochete!
Paladiamors has killed lofiguy!
"Next time lofiguy, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
Paladiamors says seriously.
Easy Cheese got laid by Funeral Potatoes!
Easy Cheese has killed Paladiamors!
"How dare you presume to strike ME, Easy Cheese,"
Paladiamors screams.
TWDODD got laid by Snowfrog!
Easy Cheese has beaten Gandalf!
Garfield has killed Galdeven!
"Ack! What a jealous person you've become, Garfield!,
Galdeven cries.
Garfield has killed Alexis!
"Ack! What a jealous person you've become, Garfield!,
Alexis cries.
The Red Dragon has killed RAM!
Da Killer has killed Garfield in self defence!
"I have brought shame to my dojo!" moans Garfield.
Dragon Slayer has been killed by Pink Elephant!
Dragon Slayer's entrails are littering the forest.
bene got laid by MischiefTMaker!
bene has killed Easy Cheese!
"Your time will come, bene, I swear!" Easy Cheese cries.
Bagheera1973 has killed TWDODD in an Online Duel!
bene Got laid by Seth Able!
Gnor has beaten Aragorn!
The Red Dragon has killed bene!
Adrielle has killed Bagheera1973!
"GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, I'M GOOD!," cries Adrielle in delight.
Adrielle has been killed by Earth Shaker!
Earth Shaker devours Adrielle raw.
AcIlLaTeM has beaten Aragorn!
KeBlin has been killed by Earth Shaker!
"At least I wasn't bested by Large Rat, eh?," shrugs KeBlin.
Tavinus got laid by lady death!
Platinum has been killed by Earth Shaker!
"I'LL BE BACK!," swears Platinum.
Tavinus Got laid by Seth Able!
Howitzer has killed Hearts&Farts!
"Your nothing but an overgrown catfish, Howitzer," admonishes
Tavinus has killed Howitzer in self defence!
Tavinus laughs. "I don't think you will be attacking me again, pal."
ThaFunker has killed WV8EER!
"*scoff* The NERVE!" WV8EER screams.
ThaFunker has killed Throb Johnson!
"Beware, DRAGON! For you are next," ThaFunker promises.
Cindy got laid by Palomar!
Cindy got laid by lofiguy!
Molly has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
Molly has killed Rainier Wolfcastle!
Molly does a little dance over Rainier Wolfcastle's grave.
Molly has beaten Aladdin!
Molly has beaten Prince Caspian!
Molly has beaten Gandalf!
Molly has beaten Turgon!
She has become the Ultimate Warrior!
The Red Dragon has killed Molly!
Luna RavensWing has killed Cindy in an Online Duel!
Luna RavensWing has beaten Sparhawk!
Snort has killed Luna RavensWing!
"I hope the ivy grows around your rotting body, Luna RavensWing,"
Snort has killed Da Killer!
Snort sticks Da Killer's head on a stick for all to see.
Snort has beaten Aladdin!
Snort has been killed by Earth Shaker!
"Well...So much for my reputation!," expounds Snort.
Ether has beaten Turgon!
She has become the Ultimate Warrior!
The Red Dragon has killed Ether!
FIRESTORM has beaten Aladdin!
FIRESTORM has killed Jockster!
FIRESTORM sticks Jockster's head on a stick for all to see.
Sleepy(Sheep) got laid by Tavinus!
Sleepy(Sheep) got laid by Ether!
Robin Hood has killed AmD0911 in self defence!
The Red Dragon has killed Sleepy(Sheep)!
The Red Dragon has killed Fiddy!
Ogi Kabogi got laid by pink dragon!
Ogi Kabogi got laid by Fiddy!
Ogi Kabogi has killed Tavinus!
"Got lucky" curses Ogi Kabogi.
Ogi Kabogi has killed FIRESTORM!
"I wasn't ready!," FIRESTORM screams.
Ogi Kabogi has beaten Gandalf!
Ogi Kabogi has beaten Turgon!
He has become the Ultimate Warrior!
Ogi Kabogi has been killed by Corinthian Giant!
Halder laughs at Ogi Kabogi's plight.
KingsWit Got laid by Seth Able!
Bograt has killed Dragon of End in self defence!
"Um..Bograt old pal...Since when were you stronger than me?,"
Dragon of End inquires.
routeski has killed KingsWit!
KingsWit's scream as he falls is heard all over the realm.
routeski has been killed by Death Dealer!
Mr. T pities dat routeski sucka.
Scarlet Pimpernel has been killed by Earth Shaker!
"I must not be as studly as I thought," Scarlet Pimpernel concedes.
Charlie Snozz has killed Bograt!
"Next time Bograt, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"
Charlie Snozz says seriously.
Charlie Snozz has killed ElrondTwizel!
ElrondTwizel's scream as he falls is heard all over the realm.
Dark Helmet has been killed by Toraks Son, Korak!
Toraks Son, Korak carefully burys Dark Helmet.
b-rar got laid by KingsWit!
b-rar has killed Tam!
"You, b-rar, are a gigantic POO POO HEAD!" admonishes
b-rar has killed Charlie Snozz!
"Beware, DRAGON! For you are next," b-rar promises.
Throb Johnson got seriously snubbed by Patty Pissflaps!
Patty Pissflaps has killed Gnor!
"This means WAR!," Gnor shouts savagely.
bear got laid by Deer slayer!
pink dragon got laid by Ogi Kabogi!
pink dragon has killed b-rar!
pink dragon does a little dance over b-rar's grave.
pink dragon has killed Robin Hood!
"Oh don't get a big head, pink dragon! You suck!," taunts Robin Hood.
pink dragon has killed Palomar!
"*scoff* The NERVE!" Palomar screams.
Buhnie? got laid by Dog of the South!
Lord Rikochete got laid by Paladiamors!
Lord Rikochete has killed Buhnie?!
"GRNOG BASH Buhnie?! Cut off their manhood and feed it to goats!"
Lord Rikochete has killed pink dragon!
pink dragon cries bitterly. "I thought you were my friend!"
Snowfrog got laid by TWDODD!
Snowfrog got laid by Lady Voltron!
Snowfrog has killed Patty Pissflaps!
"If you were a fruit, you would be a crab-apple!, Snowfrog!,"
Patty Pissflaps mutters.
Snowfrog has killed bear!
"How dare you presume to strike ME, Snowfrog,"
bear screams.
Snowfrog has killed Lord Rikochete!
"Oh man..I should've stayed in bed today...," moans Lord Rikochete.
Keiria agrees to have dinner with Palomar!
Keiria has beaten Sandtiger!
ThaFunker has killed Keiria in self defence!
"Why do I even try? Why did I get up today?," Keiria wonders aloud.
Funeral Potatoes got laid by Easy Cheese!
Funeral Potatoes has killed Saver in an Online Duel!
Funeral Potatoes has beaten Prince Caspian!
Funeral Potatoes has beaten Gandalf!
TheLadyWhispers has killed Lady Voltron!
"GRNOG BASH Lady Voltron! Cut off their manhood and feed it to goats!"
TheLadyWhispers has beaten Atsuko Sensei!
TheLadyWhispers has beaten Aladdin!
Heretic got kicked in the groin by Violet!
The Jaykal has been killed by Earth Shaker!
The banker is already looking for The Jaykal's next of kin.
Damaged has been killed by Mutated Black Widow!
"I'LL BE BACK!," swears Damaged.
Dr. Mindbender has beaten Olodrin!
Bograt got laid by Zat!
Throb Johnson got laid by Fiddy!
Throb Johnson has killed Silly Wizard!
"Goodnight, my Sweet Prince!!!" Throb Johnson declares sadly.
Miss Anthropic got laid by Charlie Snozz!
Miss Anthropic got laid by Charlie Snozz!
Miss Anthropic has been killed by King Vidion!
"Killed by King Vidion. I am disgraced," grieves Miss Anthropic.
Throb Johnson has killed AcIlLaTeM!
"You're off to Never-Never Land!!!" laughs Throb Johnson.
Dog of the South got laid by Buhnie?!
Dog of the South has killed Dr. Mindbender!
"I will cut off your testicles and feed them to your dog!,"
Dr. Mindbender shouts savagely.
Dog of the South has killed Funeral Potatoes!
"If I ever see you in this town again, I'll whup ya again!,"
Dog of the South.
Dog of the South has been killed by Floating Evil Eye!
"You have not seen the last of me, Floating Evil Eye!," Dog of the South threatens.
Rottenfish has beaten Sandtiger!
Rottenfish has killed RikersBlade!
"This is a lesson to all others, for I am the baddest mofo in the land."
lady death got laid by Tavinus!
lady death has killed Ghost!
"Yikes! You're such an ass!," shrieks Ghost.
lady death has killed Rottenfish!
"Oh man..I should've stayed in bed today...," moans Rottenfish.
TheLadyWhispers has killed lady death in self defence!
"YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR FIRSTBORN, TheLadyWhispers," utters lady death.
illumynite has beaten Aladdin!
TheLadyWhispers has killed illumynite in self defence!
"I'm having a very bad day...," illumynite moans.
The Red Dragon has killed Chinidai!
Snowfrog got laid by TheLadyWhispers!
Throb Johnson has killed peter in self defence!
"Um..Throb Johnson old pal...Since when were you stronger than me?,"
peter inquires.
fartnugget got laid by MeatFlaps!
MeatFlaps has beaten Halder!
MischiefTMaker got laid by bene!
MischiefTMaker has killed Snowfrog!
MischiefTMaker laughs.
MischiefTMaker has killed TheLadyWhispers!
MischiefTMaker kicks TheLadyWhispers one more time for good measure.
MischiefTMaker has killed fartnugget!
"Oh my God! I'm covered in blood!," gasps fartnugget.
Skarj has killed MeatFlaps in self defence!
"I should have known better..." moans MeatFlaps.
Sir Strayveange has been killed by Death Dealer!
"How the hell did you do that?!," Sir Strayveange shouts.
Alexis has killed Bograt!
"Oh fine...Just destroy my life please!," Bograt says tearfully.
Alexis has killed RedBoy!
"Your nothing but an overgrown catfish, Alexis," admonishes
CironnuGreyblade has beaten Aladdin!
Plitzcaia got laid by AmD0911!
Plitzcaia has killed MischiefTMaker!
"Yeow! My sword is hot today!," Plitzcaia states.
Plitzcaia has been killed by Rentakis Pet!
"Damnit! I was looking for the Dark Cloak Tavern," explains
Plitzcaia in dismay.
Anacharsis has killed Heretic!
"Holy Moly! You're such an ass!," shrieks Heretic.
GaryLovesYou has killed CironnuGreyblade!
"Buwahahah." GaryLovesYou screams.
Lucifer has killed Skarj!
"I don't usually swear...but...TORAKS TOOTH!," swears Skarj.
GaryLovesYou has killed Anacharsis!
"You will have no children!," curses Anacharsis with relish.
Lucifer has killed Alexis!
"I wish I'd never been born!," rants Alexis.
Pussy Magnet got laid by Dragon of End!
Pussy Magnet got laid by Saver!
Pussy Magnet has killed GaryLovesYou!
"GRNOG BASH GaryLovesYou! Cut off their manhood and feed it to goats!"
Pussy Magnet has been killed by Sweet Looking Little Girl!
"How could a scrawny little wimp like Sweet Looking Little Girl best me?," Pussy Magnet
wonders aloud.
Lucifer has been killed by Swiss Butcher!
"I must not be as studly as I thought," Lucifer concedes.
Bogtrot has killed Enedium!
"Oh fine...Just destroy my life please!," Enedium says tearfully.
lordoftheflies has killed MadHound!
"Oh fine...Just destroy my life please!," MadHound says tearfully.
lordoftheflies walks out of the forest acting chipper!
ECUpirate05 has been killed by ShadowStormWarrior!
"I would rather gargle razor blades then be beaten by you,
ShadowStormWarrior!," ECUpirate05 screams.